Nursery Rhymes for the Blahnik Brigade by Amy Allen//
This book is adorable, and laugh out loud funny- perfect to give a friend after they announce they are expecting - b/c its all for the mummy! and good practice recalling all of those nursery rhymes.
My sister in laws very good friend from University- ( ok, Oxford), wrote it and its a total hoot and rare find over in the states which means your token of congrats will be even more unique!
Here is a little preview....
They have the original rhymes in back and the "new" versions gorgeously illustrated in the front....
Hickory Dickory Dock,
How Big is Mummy's Rock?
Five Carats from Graff,
So we Can't Pay the Staff!
Hickory Dickory Dock!
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To Frere Jacque.....
Louis Vuitton, Louis Vuitton,
Mulberry, Mulberry?
Nappy Bag Dilemma- Lula, Kate or Anya?
Shopping Spree, Buy All Three....
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If you're happy and you know it do a poo!
If the milk tastes kid of funny,
Its "Champoo"!
At least its not Spumante
Mummy's taste is rather fancy,
It was Bolly, Krug and only Premier Cru!
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There was a young woman who lived in her Choo's
Though she once had a house in a Smart Chelsea Mews
So much on Jimmy
The house had to go
And with it the Amex and husband in tow!
Cheers!